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Our mission continues as we search for
the whereabouts of the Reptids and their

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mothership. I'm worried about the sanity
of my crew. They're all losing focus

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and reprimands are on an increase.

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I've just had to confiscate something
called an Xbox from Dottie's quarters?

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Whenever I want some attention, he seems
more interested in beating someone up

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than showing me any kind of love.

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But don't you understand?

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I love you, Mork.

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I want to sit down with you. Why don't
you love me?

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Sorry. Are you all right, Chief? Mom?

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Rick?

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Forgive me.

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I have to.

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Who would believe that so many alien
ships from so many galaxies visited

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Donnie. Donnie.

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Didn't we wipe them out?

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Ah, yes, and we did destroy the entire
race, but that was in the future, so

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wouldn't have happened yet as we are now
in the past, and therefore they are

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still very much here and still very much
alive.

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Donnie. Trying to make sense of temporal
mechanics is just going to put a fuse

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in your submatrix again, and we only
recently repaired it, so could you just

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me one little favor and don't think?

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We are sorry, Captain.

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It seems we're having enough trouble as
it is adjusting to our emotions, let

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alone what time period it is.

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However, after accessing our records, it
would appear to us that aliens have

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been visiting the Earth for thousands of
years.

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That would explain Oprah.

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Even dealing in plants and mineral life.
How interesting.

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I just want to know whether arctic
terrorists are hiding out.

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Well, we're trying to locate them.

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But it's not easy.

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Alien abductions and sightings are rife
in this time period. They could be

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anywhere.

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And since we can't locate the reptid
ship, it's either not on Earth or it

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-flipped. Captain?

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Yep? Permission to return to Earth and
take some more readings? Yeah, that

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be necessary, little chief.

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I just have this feeling that we're
missing something.

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This is just so frustrating!

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I refuse to give in to this affliction.
It'll take more than a reptid to force

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me to my knees. Just calm down, Wolf,
all right?

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Look, we're all affected by what these
reptids did to us, but you've just got

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learn how to keep your emotions in
control.

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Look, you're just too low -ranked for me
to worry about every moment you're on

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patrol. But I can give it up.

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I can spend my time doing something
else.

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I'm very adaptable.

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No, it won't work. It's for the best.

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Classy, Cropper. What?

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Oh, sit on it.

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Get a grip.

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I've just been practicing my sawing and
stitchy -stitch routine on one of

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Wolfe's victims.

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My, my. What a temper you have, Wolfe.
No wonder your kind destroyed each

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Oh, now, now.

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Doctor, do you have any good news for
us?

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Well, I know you've all been feeling a
little stranger recently.

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So what do you want me to do about it,
Doctor? Let me finish, my angry, big,

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breasted friend.

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Don't push your luck, Doctor.

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Yes. Well, the question is, what do we
do next?

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Well, we have been scanning the Earth's
surface for signals, and we have found

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that...

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The leopard approaches its prey
stealthily,

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cautiously. He shoved the worm on the
edge of the fishing hook. Now you've got

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yourself a dank and butter bite there,
Steve.

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I'm aware tonight it's still raining.

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Where do I find these tablets, Doctor?
Right next door.

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Calling for medical research, of course.

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We have discovered... Several locations
have been found where such alien

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communications take place regularly.

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This could indicate a meeting place for
the wreckage.

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Why, that's absolutely wizard news,
Dottie. News?

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Ah, my news.

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Yes. I remember in my youth.

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Oh, my sweet youth.

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I remember when I was at the Senate
College for those of extremely

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intelligence. Oh, out with it, Doctor.
Captain, please.

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We're on the bridge.

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Out with what you have to say.

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Oh, what I have to say, yes.

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Well, we were told stories about when
aliens visited the Earth and worked

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undercover.

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They liked probing and poking all manner
of creatures.

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Female bovines were particularly
popular.

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These aliens were masterminds. They were
lords, sentinels, knights, immortals,

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whose souls ruled forever.

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Ah, no!

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Mummy.

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Is there something else you wanted to
share, Doctor?

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Captain, please, not in front of the
crew.

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But don't worry. If we could find an
alien information database, we could

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a cure, and then we could be back to our
logical, boring, stuffy old selves in

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no time.

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Cropper, did you hear anything he said?

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He's got a point, Captain.

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Yeah, but his doesn't preoccupy him.

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Duh. Well, maybe we do need to go to the
surface and take those readings after

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all. I agree, Chief. And Stryker was
right.

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If we could scan the alien hub below,
and with the help of the computer, we

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could probably narrow down the location,
and then we could go down there and

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check it out. Get on it, Donnie. Aye,
aye, Captain.

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We're going this way, not this way.

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I'm sorry, Wolf.

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I didn't mean to.

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Don't be angry, Wolf.

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Not with us. We're just the maintenance
correction facilitator engineers.

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You know we wouldn't do anything to
offend you.

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What is it, hologram?

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May I advise you, Captain, that it may
be advisable not to trust the computer,

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considering its present state of
emotional fragmentation.

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Oh, I see. So you think I should
override the computer and give control

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Is that it? Is that a hologram? How do I
know you're not affected? I am totally

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independent of the ship and have no
human emotion. Apart from Dottie's

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side and myself, of course.

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Everyone and everything seems to be
mentally and emotionally unstable,

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I see your point.

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Hologram.

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Stick around in case I need you. Of
course, Captain.

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You can rely on me.

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Because you would not like it when I am
angry!

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For a moment there, Reginald Duck, I
thought you'd upset her.

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I think we need to discuss your earlier
behaviour on the bridge.

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My honour was insulted.

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Easy, Will. Calm down.

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How can you ask me to calm down? You
can't keep putting crew members in

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babe. My ancestors would have ripped his
arms out of his bloody socket and

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beaten him to death with his own bloody
limbs.

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Calm! This is calm!

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Perhaps he's going to put you in the
brig.

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He should not have done what he did.

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My ancestors would have tortured him for
weeks, keeping him alive only to feel

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the pain of the handkerchief's leather
whip, striking against his naked, torn

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flesh, then to have tack larval worms
eating into his face and his neck and

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working their way through his optic
nerve.

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He spilt your coffee.

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It was good coffee.

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we shouldn't.

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I promise I'll call.

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Can I borrow that chair?

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Captain, we have isolated and traced the
location of a powerful alien individual

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whose life pattern is unrecognizable.

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I don't know, Dottie. Do you think it's
worth investigating?

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We do, Captain. We've also located a
reptid in the nearby vicinity.

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Hmm. Have Chief Engineer Sally put
together a landing party for an

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investigation. Make sure they look
inconspicuous.

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Sally and I have designed these special
visors to fit in with 21st century

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fashion. That way you can use your
gauntlet without being detected.

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Now remember to set your gauntlets onto
alien detection, not x -ray.

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We want to know who we're looking at,
not what they have in their pants.

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Are you listening to me, Cropper?

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They seem to be working. So, Mr.
Christian, the Molliport is fully

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correct? Sure is, Captain.

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Excellent. I certainly wouldn't want to
end up with a foreign body in my body.

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There you go again, Captain. Wishful
thinking. Focus on your objective. That

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not what I meant, Doctor. I...

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Where's everybody?

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Well, it appears that Molly's still
working.

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Right,

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gather round.

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It appears that what we're looking for
is this way. So, guys, you stay in the

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store. Ladies, you're with me.

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What do you people want?

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This area is forbidden.

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Go. Now.

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Or suffer the consequences of your
misguided curiosity.

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What are you doing?

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Don't you know the first lesson of
combat? You never make the first move.

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You're supposed to know that.

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Damn it, I'm an engineer, not a bouncer.

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We're looking for something and we
believe it's in this immediate area.

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and your men please step aside?

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I am Jill, guardian to the mighty
Oracle.

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No one enters.

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Except... me.

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No, no, no, nothing to say.

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Who are you, and how dare you barge in
on my

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2025th birthday?

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I think I'd like to know who you are
first, old man.

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Ah, the impatience of you.

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I am the Oracle to the Lords of
Pyramids, the son of a hero who created

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stopped the Earth from shaking.

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Yada, yada, yada. Okay, the name's
Blowhard. Captain Belinda Blowhard.

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Your cyborg is choking.

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You think I'd fall for that one?

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We're from the distant future, pal. You
think I'd fall for that old chestnut?

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Your cyborg is choking on my cake.

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Dottie, how many times do we have to
tell you? If you shove it in your mouth

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at once, it will make you choke.

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Captain,

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we're receiving very strange readings
from this room.

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We'll have them analysed and send them
back to the ship's computer.

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Do you think all of us could just focus
here for a second?

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Sir, I think that you can help us. We
need to find a way to reverse something

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that the Reptiles have done to us.

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I know what you desire.

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I know everything.

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Well, if you know everything, then how
come you didn't know who we were? Is

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chocolate cake?

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Disturbing my birthday?

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Just my jolly question.

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I will tell you what you want to know.

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He will cut it onto a CD for you. Will
you feed me my cake alone?

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Aye. Don't thank me. I know I saved the
day. He looked bloody dangerous.

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Aye. That hurt.

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When you stop shooting, you will never
know anything.

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Captain, I've been watching the data
from Dottie, and there's just been a

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energy peak from your location.

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The room you are in is in fact a ship,
and it's getting ready to take off.

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I suggest you leave the vicinity.

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In 30 seconds, we'll be gone with the
criminal jerk -offs.

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Where's the disc?

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Let's go.

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Ox, we're out of here.

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Fully interactive man.

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Right, Dottie.

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Access that data and find us a cure.

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We believe it to be in code.

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Seems to be in some format that our
equipment cannot read properly.

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I don't get it.

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Neither do I. But I'm going to.

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Don't turn it off.

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I haven't finished my popcorn yet.

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Somebody bring me that ruptured. Maybe
he has some more useful information for

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me.

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Well, come on!

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I will tell you nothing.

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You're going to end up with me for two
hours with just my handkerchief, leather

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whip, striking against your naked, torn
flesh.

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I'll tell you everything you need to
know. I want to know your plans for my

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people and a cure for the damage that
you've done to our neurological

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Daddy, I'm a cook, not a
neuropsychologist.

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A cook?

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Really? You'll not be able to make those
fantastic cakes.

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We believe we could grow fond of eating
such desserts.

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Desert, you could die on those plates.

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From scanning our internal
biomechanisms, it would appear to us to

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one would require 155 grams of butter,
175 grams of caster sugar, four eggs

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beaten lightly. Poor bastard.

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Dottie! Enough!

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Just store the recipe in your memory
banks and we'll discuss it later, okay?

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I want that information, I want it now!

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Dottie, can you get me that disc? I'd
like to further evaluate it in my

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quarters. Thank you very much.

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All right. Where is your ship hiding,
Repton? What were you doing in that shop

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and what are your plans?

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Dottie, the disc!

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Fine, I'll tell you everything, even
where there's far shit. You see, I knew

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were more than just a cook.

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Cropper, help her get the disc!

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Bravo, Zulu, Cropper. Excellent work.
You've been a tremendous help today.

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That is not fair.

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I'm going to go and do something.

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Excellent idea.

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Why me?

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Why now?

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Dottie, arrange for somebody to clean up
this mess.

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Why us?

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Why now?

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Bobby, clean it up.

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This thing had better still play.

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Goodness, that's not in the rule book.
Here, we have rooms for that.

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Music centre.

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Can I have soft music?

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Hello?

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I'm going to make you want to die, die.

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I'll take you higher.

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I'm going to make you want to die, die.

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I'll take you higher.

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Oh.

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Did your man go down on you?

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Yeah.

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You better pass out.